How stupid can people be?

To my dearest of all Malaysian citizens.
And to the worldwide audience.

Do you really, and ever believed what Mom and Dad always say?
Probably yes; because you're living under their roofs.
Probably not; because you have viewpoints of your own.
A little here and there; because you know what's best for yourself.
You don't give a fuck; because I'm talking cock.

We're not talking about parents here.
We're not talking about Mom and Dad's saying here.
We're not talking about the superiority of the Malaysian Sultan here.
We're not talking about religion or race here.
And also, we're not talking about who's the dumbest of them all - I leave this for you to decide.

Have you ever met a dumbass who thinks he's always right?
I bet you do. If you follow my writings for a while now, you'll realize that you've met one.

Yes, I admit, I'm a freaking dumbass. I rant about everything.
I rant about anything. And I'm a perfectly sane person.
Also, I'm a pure bitch when it comes to things that don't make any sense.

I'm a believer in freedom of speech, in which, you can tell me, "Hey puta you're a freaking idiot!" or "Franz, why don't you shut the hell up and go fuck yourself?"

Look, I wouldn't be angry, I will not be offended, and certainly won't file a lawsuit against you. I'd probably look into the logic of your comment and see if I'm right or wrong. Either way, I still won't file a lawsuit against you, especially when it's a petty reason. Right. And the petty reason we're talking about here is:

The word "Allah" cannot be used by Non-Muslims in Malaysia.
Oh shit, I just committed a crime. To the creme de la creme in Malaysia, hear me out.

I am a Christian, a Catholic Christian. As much as I love God and my mother calls me every week to check on me to see if I go to church, I'm a Christian regardless. The many times religions of all sorts in Malaysia tempt me to move over, I did not bite. Want to know the reason why? It's because:

1. My family brought me up in a good environment, and they love God.
2. Jesus is my saviour, God is my saviour, and I have this implanted in me since I was young.
3. I use LOGIC to determine whether people are blasphemous or not.
   
4. I don't get pissed off real quick because someone condemns my God or other Gods.
5. I'm eager to know and learn what the Buddha teaches me about life - Not his worships.
6. I'm eager to know and learn what Ghandi can teach me about humanity - Not his worships.
7. I'm eager to know and learn what Mother Theresa tells me about being compassionate - Not her worships.

And because I think right and think straight, I don't get into any troubles. I leave you the fuck alone with all your worships, and I learn from you about what you can teach me about life. I don't care if you talk about anyone important to me at all - Just as long as you don't touch them, if not I'll bite you.

You see, banning the word "Allah" really makes me think hard today. Are these people plain stupid, easily offended, thinks they're God, mocks MY GOD, or what? Here is a set of things that went through my head when they ban the word "Allah".

1. These people are obviously extremists.
2. These people think they know exactly which God they're worshiping.
   
3. These people think too much.
4. These people are worried that this could spark a controversy.
5. These people are really, really offended.
6. These people don't want to take this issue national.
7. These people are outright too defensive.

Come to think of it, I have now three counts of criminal offence against all Malay Muslims in Malaysia because I said the word "Allah" on my blog. Whoops, it's now four.

Look, you Jesus is not a prophet believers. I don't care if you want to say anything about my God or my people. You want to raise hell by posting this news on each newspaper headline in every country in the world? I don't give two rats' ass about this. You want to mock Jesus and tell me Christians are scums of the earth, I don't care. I just don't fucking care.

Every life is a miracle. It's not in my power to:

1. Be angry with you and ask you to go eat shit because you say that.
2. Get pissed and try to kill you for that.
3. Feel offended and want to retaliate.
4. Judge you when you die.
5. Judge your words or know how to rebuttle your words.

Let God decide for himself, whether this is a petty issue, or this is a big big issue.
Let Him know that you've done that to all Non-Muslims in Malaysia, and you're trying to suppress them in all your powers just because you believe it's offensive to you.

Oh, and yes. I did mention last time that people complain and don't offer solutions: Here are some of the solutions you may want to consider.

1. SHUT THE FUCK UP and think about how you can reunite with us Malaysians to combat the ALREADY-HERE RECESSION.
2. SHUT THE FUCK UP and think about how to improve your own morality.
3. SHUT THE FUCK UP and go exercise - It clears your brains and releases endorphines.
4. SHUT THE FUCK UP and go settle some issues which are worth settling.
5. SHUT THE FUCK UP and go ask God for forgiveness.
6. Tell the Malaysian public that this was a huge misunderstanding, that this thing will never happen again, and you respect all religions and races in Malaysia.
7. Tell the Malaysian public that YOU FUCKED UP REAL BAD and apologize sincerely.
8. Tell the Malaysian public that no one needs to panic because this is not even an issue - It's an ALLEGED WAR raised by ONE FUCKING PUTA that made many panic, psychologically.
9. Take your mats and pray for mercy this coming Friday.
10. Seek penance and get a blog - Tell people how much you love peace and not war, justice and not dumb-ass judgments.

And if you fuckers out there are such good Malay Muslims (look, I'm referring to the ones who imposed this "Allah" rule thingy), you will not judge any human at any time here throughout your lifespan - Because all of us are equal in God's eye. And he will tell you whether YOU fucked up, or I fucked up.

DAMMIT! I said it five times.
Will I be charged for a criminal offence of a non-Muslim saying/typing down the word Allah for five (5) times in my blog?

Yeah, maybe not.
Read the Terms of Use, puta.
Because if you don't, you're already violating my cyberspace.

So, don't be a dumbass..
Read the Terms of Use.